no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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