Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I booty called her while she was in labor.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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