There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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