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You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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