Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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