So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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