shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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