i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
