I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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