these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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