Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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