some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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