I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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