If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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