He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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