I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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