We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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