Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
