you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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