So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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