i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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