is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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