I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize
