Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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