My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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