Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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