White coat. Heels.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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