Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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