Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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