You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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