I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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