do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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