Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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