glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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