Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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