whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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