i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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