THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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