He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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