do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You made out with two different species that night
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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