if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm really into asian looking animals
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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