Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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