Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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