Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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