I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
