well you can't waste a boner
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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