Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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