even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
