Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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