You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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