Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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