what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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